Do you ever have those times where it just seems like it would take too much effort to even move? It’s totally like walking through a big vat of peanut butter (or maybe marshmallow goo if you happen to be allergic to peanut butter or terrified of accidental poisoning due to recent events… but I digress…). It’s been like that for me the last few months. All my energy seems to be sapped. I know some if it has to do with the season. I can pretty much count on this stunning lack of motivation every winter, but this year I actually wish it could be different. That’s why this year, I did something bold. I decided to invest in a motivational/entertainment device- First I thought about getting a taser and using it on my husband. I can pretty much guarantee that would motivate him and entertain the hell out of me (sick, I know… but you married gals are smiling and thinking it over right now, don’t lie). I passed on that due to the cruel and possibly illegal nature of the scheme. Instead, I bought the Wii Fit. Although it hasn’t actually arrived at my house and I haven’t actually ever used one before, I already feel more invigorated. For example, I’m actually writing to all of you about it… I haven’t written anything on this blog in a couple of months! Now I know you are all so curious as to my shopping habits, but I’m going to move away from my Wii-lation (see what I did there? Elation about getting a Wii… hmmm… I really do need a life) and talk about something else.
I’m doing everything I can not to post some long drawn out thing about politics and why I am sick to death of stupid… okay, I’m moving away from that now…
Wow… I’m really at a loss at this point… how do I move fluently on to my next point? What was my next point? All energy has just been sapped from my body and I’m left… craving a peanut butter sandwich with marshmallow goo.
p.s. small update on my previous post: I’m almost completely off soda and have had only a couple since deciding to give it up!!